Inferno Corporativo

Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. I'm partial...

You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. You hit me with a cricket bat. Heh-haa!...

There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Army had half a day. That's why you always leave a...