Inferno Corporativo

What?! The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. I'm...

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A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner....

It's only a model. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. He hasn't got shit all over him. Well,...

Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Oh, I always feared he might run off like...

Keep your mind limber. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart,...

Keep your mind limber. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart,...

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke,...

What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. There's only one man...

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I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. Don't underestimate the Force. You...

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string...

Well, how'd you become king, then? Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! I dunno. Must be a king. The Knights Who Say Ni demand a...

OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Hey! I'm a porno-dealing monster,...

Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. He taught me a code....

Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on...

Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Really? Did nothing cancel? Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. There's only one man...

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But with the blast shield down, I can't even see! How am I supposed to fight? Don't be too proud of this technological terror...

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's...